NORMAN V.
KELLY
I do a lot of fun lectures on the Roaring
Twenties and Prohibition here in Peoria, Illinois. When I tell folks that we
would not have had any fun without the help of our friends up in Canada,
skeptical eyes are on me.
Of course my point is simple enough, what the hell
would Prohibition and the Roaring 20’s have been without BOOZE? And…my children…where did we get all that
Booze? Well, believe me it came from
CANADA.
My audiences tend to be on the elderly side, and of
course they are all experts on Peoria history.
After all, their grandfather’s told them all they needed to know about
Peoria. Problem is most of what they know is just ‘Grandfather’s Stories.’ Which were mostly myths mixed with a lot of
flat out, uneducated guesses.
The truth is that all the TV and old movies about
Prohibition were strictly entertainment. Which is what they should have been,
especially the Al Capone gangster stories and of course Elliot Ness as well.
Believe me, when I tell you the amount of whiskey, gin and beer made here in
the United States in all the bathtubs and all the stills amounted to but a “Thimble full, in the over all picture.”
Many parts of Canada were dry when the great Noble Experiment
became the law of the land on January 16, 1920. When the leaders up there looked down on the
thirsty United States they sprung into action. Suddenly the distilleries were
opened up and many brand new ones were built. The government allowed good old
Canadian booze of all descriptions to be exported. The gates opened up and during the thirteen years of Prohibition hundreds of
millions of gallons of good old booze found its way to every nook and cranny of
the United States.
People used every contraption, including walking, to
get to Canada to buy America’s favorite product, beside drugs. Of course
organized Crime was handed the best opportunity they had ever had to get rich,
and believe me they were experts at bringing booze back here. Quickly they owned what amounted to small
navies and the flow of booze was incredible.
They used small boats to take it to ‘Mother Ships’ anchored just outside
of our three- mile-limit, and they got richer than King Midas. Think of it,
this booze was coming in here so fast that there was quickly an excess of the
product. All that booze was trucked and stored and the warehouses became
targets for the gangsters with their Thompson Machine guns. Of course, that is
the story you all know up in Chicago area and the Al Capone type gangsters of
the great United States. Well, why go to
Canada and spend money on booze when all they had to do was kill each other to
get it? In fact during the
thirteen-years of Prohibition 701 died violent deaths in the Chicago area,
including many innocent folks. During
that same time 79 died here and 98% of them were domestic murders and had
nothing to do with booze or bootleggers.
Resorts opened up in Canada, like a town named
Govenlock, just across the border from Montana. Hundreds of little ‘Vegas’
towns got filthy rich off ‘Dry Americans.” The enforcement was a joke and the
only idiots that thought things were wonderful in America were the pathetic
Temperance folks. The narrow-minded
do-gooders led by Wayne Bidwell Wheeler was the most powerful man in the
history of the United States .
Actually I am a Peoria historian and the real fun was
had here in Peoria, Illinois. One day I could get into a bit of that. Or…you
could come over to Bradley and listen to my four lectures in April…but that
would require some effort. Sorry I brought it up. If I had my choice I would have loved to have
been in Peoria from 1920 through 1946. I was born here in 1932, and too young
to get in on the action. I can tell you
it was one hell of a great time in bawdy, wide-open Peoria, Illinois. Long Live Peoria
and Canada
and of course…Booze, in moderation…of course.
Editor’s Note:
Norm is a local author historian.
norman.kelly@sbccglobal.net
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